A few reasons why it’s true that senescence begins after 20

1. I have the medication list of a 50 year old.

2. I need an orthopedic pillow for my back when I sit in my chair to study

3. Only white study light please, not yellow. Easier on the eyes.

4. I have a cat. Yeap, you heard me. And my apartment smells of cat.

5. I have the back posture of an old woman with a hunch after a day at the gym

6. My love handles have love handles.

7. I have become more stubborn in my ways

8. I have a fixed regime that I need to follow each day unless I want to get flustered – uni, lunch, uni/self-study/nap, gym, dinner, study

9. I have a bald spot – yes I said it. A fucking bald spot.

10. I have cellulite in places I never thought possible.

Crikey. Maybe best to marry the first idiot that proposes before this escalates further.

(I kid, I need to fucking graduate first)